I’m Jess. I’m 20, and I live in Utah with my dog.me Tumblr (3.0; @jessshopko)http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvant.tumblr.com/post/43294040169/advice-dont-mention-or-explain-a-textpost-to-ur">vvant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>advice: dont mention or explain a textpost to ur mother bc she wont laugh</p> </blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50740011422http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50740011422Sat, 18 May 2013 13:03:08 -0400<p>I accidentally got drunk how are you guys tonight?</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50715977457http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50715977457Sat, 18 May 2013 04:33:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connorkanye.tumblr.com/post/33543498995/thespooky90smovement-tumblr-is-the-liberal">connorkanye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thespooky90smovement.tumblr.com/post/33542301573/tumblr-is-the-liberal-equivalent-of-fox-news-dont">thespooky90smovement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tumblr is the liberal equivalent of fox news dont deny it</p> </blockquote> <p>thank you oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50711933197http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50711933197Sat, 18 May 2013 02:31:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4fa7563318fd2b9c3174da7c9c63a9e/tumblr_mjvji5Evou1qb5t88o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50690844981http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50690844981Fri, 17 May 2013 20:53:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/818d3acc9cf8379a5fd6dd06cfcfc594/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18e66ed61406a2b4c7c1e06b0307cfcb/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/153399a7e6079740aa6aee65c3f8a34d/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bea75740c15d9bdbfcd543e129093b0/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acdf089c878e722876036dd670cc10f9/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f11d724ff72d1ec9e6c999271e1e4744/tumblr_mmxai9fzZe1r8wb5ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://alyssaisafreak.tumblr.com/post/50639492927/every-parents-dream" class="tumblr_blog">alyssaisafreak</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Every parents dream…</p></blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50640148162http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50640148162Fri, 17 May 2013 03:45:44 -0400<p>But I don’t have a computer and that would be difficult. :(</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50637688020http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50637688020Fri, 17 May 2013 02:28:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27ef1428d346b1c67a45d09fd5949fa4/tumblr_mmvangr1Ad1s4h578o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe61d341c34adb3d7e25813ec6fd40e8/tumblr_mmvangr1Ad1s4h578o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50631004632http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50631004632Fri, 17 May 2013 00:08:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85f607c75a349e42d1bdff57dd79bdef/tumblr_mgpz7xWUmc1qhskrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50628303825http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50628303825Thu, 16 May 2013 23:27:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68e457d10bdd72227305e53f8d733e97/tumblr_mhm6qvQHUh1qe4vldo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50626454703http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50626454703Thu, 16 May 2013 23:01:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7642bfca280abeaeae8d74a6c8bb1aa2/tumblr_ml61cprV2b1qm4v3co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50626366568http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50626366568Thu, 16 May 2013 23:00:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti">niallhortonhearsawho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt</p> </blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50523520033http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50523520033Wed, 15 May 2013 17:55:44 -0400“I’d try to explain that it’s not really negativity or sadness anymore, it’s more just this detached, meaningless fog where you can’t feel anything about anything — even the things you love, even fun things — and you’re horribly bored and lonely.”<br/><br/> - <em>Allie Brosh (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cavum.tumblr.com/">cavum</a>)</em>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50523425460http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50523425460Wed, 15 May 2013 17:54:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9940lJKl1qjuanko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50406059774http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50406059774Tue, 14 May 2013 02:43:01 -0400<p>Well thanks. :) Where should I be living?</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50403066436http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50403066436Tue, 14 May 2013 01:29:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfbb385beeef2cc2ec734283f46ae241/tumblr_mmrv6eFw9Z1qccmfco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to go back to the hot springs before the month is over.</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50401606874http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50401606874Tue, 14 May 2013 00:58:04 -0400UtahSpanish forkDiamond fork canyonHot springsHikingLifr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9h4nXEEO1qb7fuio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50397798420/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50399451384http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50399451384Tue, 14 May 2013 00:21:08 -0400This is lovely<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/983c61882a0544d42cfb2c522941f39d/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/613d912ba0a20f89f15b962d007f6de9/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6503def4a15da3b49d5481d990a878cb/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c2858fe46b612be845388a087d95c3e/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93d41ae6224ca8e18c8a3fc2d3c72457/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78c69df3e7d3f557206de399beb29b15/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/634a2c04c27e7ef1ca629258af632283/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbf2f2d8fb3ce63346b8d08a0d51c27f/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29d07e095e20d6f730a2252d02cc9644/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68eb3738a42886006f6a21a2a925b88e/tumblr_mkul8oxToK1qa91v3o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soniafeliz.tumblr.com/post/47296454326/i-traveled-for-one-month-around-california-and-i">soniafeliz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I traveled for one month around California and I swear I saw the most breathtaking landscapes. It was a great experience to explore new places, to try the local food and to meet new people. <span></span>I got lucky enough to grab a few stills and I’m still working on a video.</p> </blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50325633089http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50325633089Mon, 13 May 2013 01:56:52 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50319905646" src="http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50319905646/audio_player_iframe/jessshopko/tumblr_mlzwg9tQy01qgstfl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjessshopko%2F50319905646%2Ftumblr_mlzwg9tQy01qgstfl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stephaniesearches.tumblr.com/post/49148942115/we-all-got-wood-and-nails-and-we-sleep-inside-of">stephaniesearches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><span>We all got wood and nails</span></em><br/><em><span>And we sleep inside of this machine</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50319905646http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50319905646Mon, 13 May 2013 00:12:14 -0400<p>A girl just asked me to go pee with her and I just met her and her boyfriend is here and she hugged me when she was done what just happened</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50152947660http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50152947660Sat, 11 May 2013 04:27:01 -0400<p>Haha, well thanks! This made me a bit less grumpy. You’re lovely. :)</p>http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50068238154http://jessshopko.tumblr.com/post/50068238154Fri, 10 May 2013 00:15:06 -0400