I'm Jess. I'm 21, and I live in Utah with my dog.

Preferred pronouns are he/him.


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noxiously:

I fell for a girl who would ask me to come over,
Just for a day, when her parents were away.
Now all I can do is lay in my room,
Fall asleep, dream of you.
Then wake up and do nothing about it.

(via fuckyouguyz)

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

(Source: rnilly, via fuqyu)

(Source: 500px.com, via holdyourpants)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via get-enough-sleep)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via get-enough-sleep)

volcainist:

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via our-corpses-dont-sing)

skindeeptales:

Ondrash Tattoo

skindeeptales:

Ondrash Tattoo

(via jordandavison)

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via picturesofsuccesss)

padfoot-prongs:

Sometimes you just have to take a step back, reflect, and let it all fucking go.

Because what once mattered doesn’t always matter and that’s okay.

(Source: wolf-teeth, via inaugustwolf)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via wagonload)

blueeyedgirl55:

Girls are and always will be the biggest pain in the ass.

(via dykeondeck)

I’m gonna finally upload my first transition video tonight and probably make the second one and upload it as well.

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: illmont, via jordandavison)